Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
How does it feel to date your dad?
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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