May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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