she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
