4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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