Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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