You work out of a Hotel?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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