I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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