I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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