filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
