Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
