at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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