I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila