i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping