Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES