She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?