He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
false alarm, still single
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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