You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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