But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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