its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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