I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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