So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i just sent this text using only my big toe
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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