even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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