I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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