garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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