On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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