I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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