I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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