I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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