I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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