no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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