I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
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if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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