I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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