yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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