Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
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i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
two words: eviction party
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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