his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I could fuck to npr.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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