its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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