No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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