Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Randomize
