You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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