So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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