why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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