I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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