I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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