Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.