Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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