I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
25 People Confess The Biggest Betrayal They Have Ever Faced
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
25 Odd Things These Pathetic People Do For Enjoyment
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Drake has all the answers
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?