summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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