sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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