she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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