I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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