I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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