nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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