All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm eating all of the evidence.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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