Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
i think i just lost a toe
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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