hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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