It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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