No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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