What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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